Fun Zone  

Knock Knock              Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle really necessary on a bicycle?!

What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey!!

Why did the man sleep with a ruler?     To see how long he slept for!	How do you get an elephant out of water?                               Wet!		Knock, Knock Who's there? Stan Stan who? Stand away I am going to sneeze! Daniel Mendonca Y3
What's the capital of Scotland?       S !!!!	What do you stuff a parrot with? Pollyfiller!! Liliana Carri Y3			What do penguins ride?                Ice-cycles       Liliana Carri Y3
The teacher says to the class "I have a problem for you. If there were 10 sheep and six of them jumped over the fence, how many would be left?" Little Albert replied "None Miss" "Albert! Don't you know your numbers?" she cried. "Yes Miss, but don't you know your sheep Miss? Once one jumps they all jump"	Why did the zebra cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing! Daniel Mendonca Y3		Do you have a joke you'd like to share with us? Give your jokes to Mrs Yianoullou or Mrs Martin and look out for them in the Fun Zone!
What do you give a sick ant? Antibiotics!! Jack Murphy Y3	Why do teachers wear sunglasses?          Because their pupils are so bright!!			Who should you never play cards with? A cheetah Daniel Mendonca Y3

What do you call a pig that does Karate? Pork Chop!! Daniel Mendonca

"My dog has no nose" "Well, how does it smell?" "Terrible!!" From Jessica and Katherine Y5

"Waiter! These eggs are bad." "Well, dont blame me, I only laid the table!!" From Jessica and Katherine Y5

 

"Waiter! This soup is disgusting. Fetch me the manager." "It's no good sir. He wont eat it either." Jessica and Katherine y5

Teacher "If I had ten pineapples in one hand and six in the other, what would I have? Pupil "Very big hands!" Jessica and Katherine Y5

"Susie's broken my doll!" "How did that happen?" "I hit her with it." Jessica and Katherine Y5